I Die.
Seriously folks, now I know exactly what Rachel Zoe means when she uses the phrase... Lauren wore this ring out to dinner the other day and I DIED.
I asked her where it was from... Forever 21.
I asked her when she bought it... two-three weeks ago.
I asked her how much it was... $5.
I asked her to sell it for me for $20... no.
I told her I would be happy with the owl ring as an engagement ring... she didn't want to marry me.
I threatened to cut her finger off in order to get it... no sharp objects within reach (dang).
I threatened to sneak into her house and replace the owl ring with a foreign object Indiana Jones style... no luck there either.
I stole her iphone to see if I could order it off Forever21.com... no longer available online.
I went to Forever 21 at Fair Oaks and looked in every single orifice for said ring... no luck.
I sat in the corner of my room and cried... well, not really, but I've come close.
Consider yourself lucky Lauren... and sleep with one eye open.
I asked her where it was from... Forever 21.
I asked her when she bought it... two-three weeks ago.
I asked her how much it was... $5.
I asked her to sell it for me for $20... no.
I told her I would be happy with the owl ring as an engagement ring... she didn't want to marry me.
I threatened to cut her finger off in order to get it... no sharp objects within reach (dang).
I threatened to sneak into her house and replace the owl ring with a foreign object Indiana Jones style... no luck there either.
I stole her iphone to see if I could order it off Forever21.com... no longer available online.
I went to Forever 21 at Fair Oaks and looked in every single orifice for said ring... no luck.
I sat in the corner of my room and cried... well, not really, but I've come close.
Consider yourself lucky Lauren... and sleep with one eye open.
Comments
http://www.gifts.com/search/product/Marc-by-Marc-Jacobs-Faux-Fancy-Owl-Ring-FREE-SHIPPING?prodID=277359
and Kristy, LOVE the owl ring! Forever 21 had a different style owl ring on their site (for around $5), but they've taken it off the site (I'm sure because they're sold out of that style too...) :(
why does everyone have to try to be as awesome as we are???