I Die.

Seriously folks, now I know exactly what Rachel Zoe means when she uses the phrase... Lauren wore this ring out to dinner the other day and I DIED.


I asked her where it was from... Forever 21.

I asked her when she bought it... two-three weeks ago.

I asked her how much it was... $5.

I asked her to sell it for me for $20... no.

I told her I would be happy with the owl ring as an engagement ring... she didn't want to marry me.

I threatened to cut her finger off in order to get it... no sharp objects within reach (dang).

I threatened to sneak into her house and replace the owl ring with a foreign object Indiana Jones style... no luck there either.

I stole her iphone to see if I could order it off Forever21.com... no longer available online.

I went to Forever 21 at Fair Oaks and looked in every single orifice for said ring... no luck.

I sat in the corner of my room and cried... well, not really, but I've come close.

Consider yourself lucky Lauren... and sleep with one eye open.