Obsession: Florrie

Okay stay with me, I'm going to tell you a story of how I came to the conclusion of Florrie being my absolute biggest obsession right now.

I believe I told you a while back (and several times since) that I'm going through a bit of a change of lifestyle. Really that's putting it lightly. I straight up devote about 40% of my time either at the gym, getting ready to go to the gym, or thinking about the gym. 

The other 60% of my time is still devoted to baking and pies and cinnamon buns - and it's that glorious cinnamon-sugar filled life that you folks typically get exposed to.

I mean, Scooter keeps telling me I'm making progress, but I've always been a skeptic (with all of that baking that happens, I really doubt much progress is ever being made), so I just chalk it up to a good pre-weigh-in poop and move on with my life. 

Well, I guess I can't completely deny the progress anymore because all of my clothes are starting to hang off in a Michelle Rodriguez-chic kind of way (see below). All my jeans are baggy boyfriend jeans now and since I do little to no socializing with this new gym schedule, I really see no reason to buy new clothes just yet...

It's cool though. Cool enough for Zac Efron (AMIRIGHT)

Which brings me to the part of this story... I was in the shower the other day essentially complaining about this ridiculous "problem" and I thought it might just be time to do something with my hair. So I've set a goal and once I achieve it, I'll be getting my hair did. Something new, something to take a little bit of that Asian edge off. 

But that's where Florrie comes in. Her hair is AMAZING. And she also happens to be the coolest haired/drum-playing/musician/piglet.

I've always wanted to play the drums because they are SO COOL. Ugh. One step at a time. But by the time this lifetime is over, I'd like to completely transform into a blue-eyed, English drummer/pop star with perfect hair and killer instagram game.

Ugh. Florrie's done for plastic bags what Beyonce's done for kale. I think I'll have a floating plastic bag party in my garage if anyone wants to come and sing and dance with me and do that. I'm sure we'll look just as cool doing it.