VICTORY!
Joann: 1, Slugs: 329,083,209
Today, I have won a small victory against those evil slime monsters because I HAVE A STRAWBERRY!
Yes folks, an edible berry! From my garden! One that has not been eaten by those awfully destructive creatures that have consumed my life for the last two months (not to mention my marigolds)...
That's right, take a LOOK at this beauty...
She is beautiful isn't she??
Well, the bad news is, what she has in looks, she lacks in flavor. After consuming the berry I worked so hard to grow, it turns out that the store bought ones that are about 10,000 times more convenient are 10,000 times tastier...
Well slugs, I guess the joke's on you! HA!
Today, I have won a small victory against those evil slime monsters because I HAVE A STRAWBERRY!
Yes folks, an edible berry! From my garden! One that has not been eaten by those awfully destructive creatures that have consumed my life for the last two months (not to mention my marigolds)...
That's right, take a LOOK at this beauty...
Well, the bad news is, what she has in looks, she lacks in flavor. After consuming the berry I worked so hard to grow, it turns out that the store bought ones that are about 10,000 times more convenient are 10,000 times tastier...
Well slugs, I guess the joke's on you! HA!
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