WHY CAN'T I BE NORMAL!!???!?
It's almost midnight and I'm WIDE AWAKE.
Maybe because I just got done slaying a house centipede… that's right folks, they're BACK.
DESPITE the fact that I spent the better half of last summer killing them.
DESPITE the fact that my bachelor pad is still icy cold.
DESPITE the fact that I have spring cleaned (and have managed to maintain the clean).
THEY JUST DON'T DIE.
And I'm losing sleep because as soon as I close my eyes, they'll crawl all over my face. I just know it.
In other news, check out this sweet new find, The Civil Wars:
Maybe because I just got done slaying a house centipede… that's right folks, they're BACK.
DESPITE the fact that I spent the better half of last summer killing them.
DESPITE the fact that my bachelor pad is still icy cold.
DESPITE the fact that I have spring cleaned (and have managed to maintain the clean).
THEY JUST DON'T DIE.
And I'm losing sleep because as soon as I close my eyes, they'll crawl all over my face. I just know it.
In other news, check out this sweet new find, The Civil Wars:
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