Diary of a Fat Kid...
Dear Diary,
Last night, Meagan came over to watch the Eagles/Cowboys game. She offered to bring dessert. She ended up bringing three... a mini ultimate chocolate cake, a mini ultimate white cake, and a mini chocolate dome. We went to China King for supplemental food, consumed every single grain of rice from our chicken and broccoli and hunan chicken, then ate three cakes.
Sincerely,
Fat Kid.
Sign #1 you are a fat kid: there is nothing in your world that is more important than that cake...
Sign #2: in order to increase efficiency, you combine all three cakes into one bite of awesomeness, so that you will not have to use the extra energy to go from cake to mouth two extra times.
Last night, Meagan came over to watch the Eagles/Cowboys game. She offered to bring dessert. She ended up bringing three... a mini ultimate chocolate cake, a mini ultimate white cake, and a mini chocolate dome. We went to China King for supplemental food, consumed every single grain of rice from our chicken and broccoli and hunan chicken, then ate three cakes.
Sincerely,
Fat Kid.
Sign #1 you are a fat kid: there is nothing in your world that is more important than that cake...
Sign #2: in order to increase efficiency, you combine all three cakes into one bite of awesomeness, so that you will not have to use the extra energy to go from cake to mouth two extra times.
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love, fat kid